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|From: Bender24 (Rep: 175) reply to springbok||Date: 03/19/2017 16:36|
|Forum: Wall Street Pit - Msg #2666517||Thread #673914799 (Rec: 0) |
|Re: To put it simpler for you Bender, how do rockets and satellites (Arthur C Cla...|
I pretty much dumbed the answer down already to springbok level but apparently it wasn't simple enough....
I can't fake this anymore. My education is in the sciences (Bach of Science in Mechanical Engineering) and you are right. What I forgot to mention is that the religious leaders controlling science are actually giant lizards from another planet. One can only recognize them with special sunglasses, though. Because of this huge conspiracy in the sciences, each of us is taught the secret handshake when we are handed our undergraduate B.Sc. degrees. The next time you watch a graduation ceremony, look carefully and you'll see the Dean shaking each graduate's hand and saying a few words as he or she hands over the rolled up diploma. Now you know what's really going on. If one does post-graduate studies and takes it to the next level, the secret handshake is so complex it takes weeks to learn. I'd show it to you, but then I'd have to kill you. Even telling you that it exists has put my life, and my family's lives, in danger. In short, Springbok , you're right. It's all a giant conspiracy. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh - also part of the training)
Hitting reply has probably already alerted the overlords, and they are sending drones from their secret bases in Antarctica ready to administer vaccines as they spray chemtrails in the sky. Be safe, trust NOBODY!
| Reply to springbok - Msg #2666514 - 03/19/2017 16:30|
To put it simpler for you Bender, how do rockets and satellites (Arthur C Clarke invented the satellite LOL he wrote science fiction for goodness sake) move in space???
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