My favorite kind of humor! Good laugh!
http://www.economicnoise.com/2011/09/05/182-paraprosdokians/
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There seems to be an inverse relationship between market movement and stupidity in forum messages.
"An investor is one who smokes a pipe, and strokes his chin wistfully while he watches his losses mount. A trader doesn't own a pipe." morequesnoans21
There is the moral of all human tales;
'Tis but the same rehearsal of the past.
First Freedom and then Glory—when that fails,
Wealth, vice, corruption—barbarism at last.
And History, with all her volumes vast,
Hath but one page
http://www.thelion.com/bin/forum.cgi?tf=wall_street_pit&msg=2154811&cmd=r&t=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo
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